Help wanted everyone in the house qualifies #SL 1011

Always kiss me goodnight #Sl 1010

Unruly children will be sold on ebay #SL 1009

I'm too old a coon to be tree'd by a puppy #SL 1008

Raising teenagers is like trying to nail jello #SL 1007

Old age ain't no place for sissies #SL 1006

God answers knee mail #SL 1005

Never underestimate the power of a hissy fit #SL 1004

Ewes not fat..Ewes fluffly #SL 1003

Don't make me open a can of pout #SL 1002

Please don't assume I cook #SL 1001